Waiter! There's a ____ in my soup!

[moonpath]

Rules:
The first person complains that something is in their soup, and the person to post after them gives them a solution.

Person 1: Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
Person 2: Eat it.
Waiter there's someone drowning in my soup!
Person 3: Throw them a life preserver.
Waiter there's a (etc, etc)


Waiter! There's a koi in my soup!

[xandria]

Fish them out.
Waiter! There's a moon in my soup!

[rae0101]

Jump over it.
Waiter! There's a monkey in my soup!